All I Want For Chistmas Is...

I already have my two front teeth, so I thought it would be helpful to let everyone know what is on my holiday wish list this year:

1) A new Job - but you knew that already!
2) A boyfriend - preferably someone successful, smart, handsome (6' tall, buff body, hairy chest)
3) Laptop computer - PC, perhaps a Sony Vio
4) iPod 40GB- time to upgrade to the full version, although I do love my shuffle
5) Black square-toed boots - I am not feeling this pointy shoe thing at all
6) Black suit - As much as I hate wearing one, I should have one in the closet just in case
7) Plasma Screen TV - The larger the better
8) Bed - queen size, pillow-top
9) Jeans - A good fitting pair, to show off my booty, low cut/boot cut
10) New Clothes - everything from socks and underwear to dress slacks and shirts
11) Good will towards men and peace on earth