Secret: Strong Enough For A Man, But Made For a Woman
One of the weekly challenges, on Cycle 5 (last season) of America’s Next Top Model, was to shoot a commercial for Secret. Each one of the girls had to personalize the commercial by revealing their own secrets. True to Reality TV form, a catfight broke out because Jayla stole Nik’s secret – she was afraid of the dark and sleeps with a night-light.
Well by now, I am sure that everyone has seen the real commercials that were produced. You just gotta love that fabulous tag line – “What’s My Secret?”
I thought it would be fun to poses this question to myself, so here goes:
1. What’s My Secret? I hate my job and my co-workers. (Ok this is nothing new; ya’ll new that already!)
2. What’s My Secret? I sing and dance in front of the mirror while lip-syncing to bubblegum pop. (Again, is that really much of a surprise, let alone a secret?)
3. What’s My Secret? I love hairy, masculine, muscle men! (Nope, not a secret, but I won’t tell you who I have a secret crush on…)
4. What’s My Secret? I have a nipple piercing. (Of course it hurt, it was a sharp needle being thrust through my flesh!)
5. What’s My Secret? I really want a cool star tattoo on my back (unfortunately, I am too chicken to get it done)
Ok, enough about me, now it’s your turn. “What’s Your Secret?”
2 Comments:
Hmmm....
What are my secrets???
1. I am in love with w big fat hairy (not on his head) Jew man - Think Charlotte & Sex in the City
2. I am fat (clothes hide a multitude of sins)
3. I want to be Nicole Richie (she is soooo fucked up and strange looking - in a cool celebrelicious way)
4. I am now in my post twenties (I usually pass for 26, on a very, very, good day - carefully avoiding florecent lights and direct sun)
I have wayyyy too many secrets (hell, my blog name is Mr. Secret and the name of my blog "My Secretive Life").
One secret: I'm wearing argyle socks right now. Egads!
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