"Spontaneous Vacation"

I apologize for leaving everyone hanging for the past four days, but I was away this weekend and was unable to blog! I know, I know - the internet is available everywhere. I have no real excuse, except that I think it might be rude to blog during sex, right!?!?

While away on my impromptu vacation, I learned a few valuable lessons:

1. People Lie
2. Drugs Are Bad (why do people feel the need to do them?)
3. Pools Are Great
4. Sun+Fun= Happy Me
5. Dead Jelly Fish can't sting you and look like silicon breast implants (the most important lesson learned!)

I'll spare you the details, but all in all I had a nice time -- with the usual drama that seems to follow me around.

I'm back...can you handle my reality?