"Do Anyone in America Know What Frim-fram Sauce Is?"

My good friends will recognize that quote from American Idol season one. Our favorite reject Tam-i-ka was called back to serve as a special commentator. One might wonder where is she now? Well at least I do.

I know its been a while since I blogged...frankly I’m not 100% sure anyone really reads this. To test this theory, I think it is time to have a Peter Pan moment. In the stage version of the show, the audience must clap to help Tinker Bell get back her strength and ability to fly. In that vein, if you want me to keep posting you'll have to respond with encouraging comments. Yes, Virginia I need affirmation from my public to continue on.

A lot has happened since I last wrote. The "Job Crisis" is still just that as far as I am concerned. I repeatedly ask myself - "How did this happen?" The practical folks out there will be happy to know that I still have a job, not 100% sure what I'll be doing, but I am safe for now. Never the less I am still not happy.

As far as love is concerned, all I have to say is "Will I ever learn?" And the resounding answer is "No!" Seriously, if I did learn, I wouldn't have my funny (yet tragic) tales of my one-night stands from hell, relationships that linger long after the expiration date and unrequited loves.

Is it truly my place on this earth to make others laugh? At this point I can only laugh at my misfortunes. My critiques, and you know who you are, keep reminding me of all the things I have to be thankful for...but can I please get a shout out from my friends in the Pessimistic Posse? The glass is always half empty in my world.

As I said, please send your happy thoughts, claps and comments...I am needy and need to feel the love.

The best is yet to come. I promise!