How Many Licks Does It Take?

I know for a fact that I have little or no patience for anything. For instance, I can't stand getting stuck behind slow people. And today those kind of people were everywhere - on the street, in the subway and at my office...ugh!

Another problem that is a byproduct of my “deficiency” is that I can't suck on hard candies or lollipops. I sat here today contemplating the old adage "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop!" After about 10 licks and maybe 2 minutes of sucking, I just gave up and did what I always do - I bit into the damn thing.

Apparently as the wise Owl says, "The World may never know!"

What does this mean about me?