Summer Time

I am not trying to rush the season – cause I love me some Spring – but I just wanted to put out advanced notice of my summer wish list:

1) I would like to enjoy a few weekends poolside on Fire Island. I would prefer a house with a view of the bay. The sunsets are gorgeous. But beggars cannot be choosers.
2) I would like passes to enjoy the rooftop pool at the SOHO House. I will gladly buy the libations if you hook me up.
3) Before I can do the items mentioned above, I need to first find a rockin’ bathing suit – a white or black square cut. I borrowed this hot D&G suit from a friend last summer; perhaps I’ll find one of my own.
4) I would like a healthy tan. I don’t want another Brazil experience.
5) I want a new job at a company that does Summer Fridays. Not those lame half-day Fridays where if you pick up the phone after 12pm you are pretty much stuck in the office till 5pm. I’ll settle for at least every other Friday off.

Please let me know if you can make any of these wishes come true.