Would you want these people as your friends?

The photo above is from the Members Page of a financial industry organization. I don’t think I really want to be a member of this group. Look at the picture, would you want to socialize with these people. They all seem kind of sketchy. Here is my take on the men for L to R.

Guy 1: He looks like he has a secret…perhaps he is gay?
Guy 2: Why is he smiling? He is having an affair – with Guy 1’s wife.
Guy 3: Don’t leave this man alone with your children. He looks like pedophile! Check his hard drive for kiddie porn.
Guy 4: All that comes to mind is “Ah, Which way did he go George?”