If you’re a heterosexual woman don’t read this

I told a gal pal of mine today to check out my last post. I think it’s funny, and most everyone who I made read it all found something funny about it. But when asked what she thought she had this to say, “It is more bitchy/bitter than funny.” Well Fuck Her! You know what, perhaps it is, but it’s still funny. I guess she feels some how guilty cause she is slowly becoming one of “those people” I am referring to. She just recently got engaged and I am more than happy for her. I want her to be happy, and if marriage and children means happiness then you go for it!

But what I am talking about she’ll never truly understand from my POV. Ok, as a single girl I am sure she has felt the pressures from other women….When are you getting married? When are you having a baby? And if she chooses not to do either of those things -- well there it is, she has the choice to do so…guess what, I don’t. At least not right now.

But here is what she missed from my last post -- this is my recipe for humor folks: self-deprecation with a dash of bitterness and some bitchiness to top it off.

So perhaps she is not my intended audience. In fact she isn’t my first gal pal to take issue with my anti-coupling and breading agenda. But at the end of the day everyone is allowed to have their own opinions. So they can have theirs and I’ll keep mine….So if you’re a heterosexual woman don’t read this! Hey, that sounds like a great book title to me!